Legal notice

Last updated: November 2026

1. About this website

loveinc.shop is a private, non-commercial project. Its content is for entertainment and tells the story of LOVE INC.; it is not an offer or advertising for the sale of goods.

2. Not an online shop – no contracts

No goods can be ordered or bought through this website. No contracts are concluded and no payments are processed. Prices, discounts, coupon codes, RRPs, stock levels, reviews, warranty and shipping promises are purely decorative and fictional. Cart, wishlist and checkout are a demonstration: entries are neither transmitted nor stored and no order is placed.

3. Trademarks

This website has no business or legal connection with the Satisfyer or Womanizer brands or their owners and was neither commissioned nor approved by them. There is no connection to any other online shop.

“Satisfyer”, “Womanizer” and all other product names mentioned are trademarks of their respective owners and are used for descriptive purposes only. All product images are original 3D illustrations; no original photos, logos or texts of the manufacturers are used. Payment icons are from the open-source “payment_icons” collection (MIT licence), the DHL icon from “Simple Icons” (CC0); all belong to their respective owners.

Image credits

Van photo: “MAN TGE side right (crop) 2” by Steinfeld-feld, Wikimedia Commons, licensed CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified: lettering replaced, cropped. The modified version is also licensed CC BY-SA 4.0. There is no connection between the vehicle manufacturer or the photographer and this website.

4. Reporting infringements

If you are a rights holder and believe content on this site infringes your rights, please let us know. Content will be reviewed and changed or removed promptly.

5. Liability

The content of this site was created for entertainment; the guide articles are not a substitute for medical advice. External links are the sole responsibility of their operators.

6. Privacy

Controller

The private operators of this website.

Hosting and server logs

This website is hosted by Vercel Inc. (USA). When you visit, the host processes technically necessary connection data such as IP address, date and time, page requested and browser information to deliver the site securely (Art. 6(1)(f) GDPR). Transfers to the USA are based on the EU-US Data Privacy Framework or the host's standard contractual clauses.

No cookies, no tracking

We use no cookies, no analytics or advertising tools and no social media plugins. Fonts, libraries (three.js for the 3D view) and icons are loaded locally from our server.

Local browser storage

Age confirmation, cart, wishlist and any coupon code entered are stored only locally in your browser (localStorage) and are not transmitted to us. Address details entered in the demo checkout are not stored. You can delete this data at any time in your browser settings.

Your rights

You have the right of access, rectification, erasure, restriction and objection (Art. 15–21 GDPR) and may lodge a complaint with a data protection authority.